Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached
seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended
a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his
body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for
field events in the Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended
to a cowboy. He had been drinking when he rode his horse head-on into
a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had
to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat.
he became President of the United States."